Just for laughs......

A Hokkien couple from Penang arrived at US Immigration........

The Officer asked , " Do you have fever?" turning to the man.

The husband kept quiet as he speaks no English.

The Officer asked again in a louder voice, " DO YOU HAVE FEVER?"

The irritated wife shouted back in Hokkien.....

"E BO LA!" ( HE DOES NOT HAVE! )

The rest  is news........

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Part 2 of the Hokkien " E BO LA" couple at the US Customs......

The Officer sat both of them down in the Interview Room and asked for their IC's.

The wife shouted loudly back , "Dengue ah? ( IC )! Got! "

They were quarantined for a year!

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Yesterday, Ah Beng went to buy joss sticks, joss paper and accessories to pray to his ancestors. The joss stick boss asked him if he wished to but paper Iphone to burn for his ancestors.

Ah Beng asked, " They know how to use or not - this is so advanced!"

The joss stick boss answered , " Steve Job already there, he can teach them to use it-mah."

Ah Beng said okay. Next, he asked Ah Beng if he wanted Bluetooth. Ah Beng answered might as well.

The joss stick boss then asked " What about charger?" Ah Beng answered, " Need charger -meh?"  The joss stick boss answered, " Of course lar, after battery no power how?"

Ah Beng bought the 2Amp charger and asked for the joss stick boss business card.

"Why do you need my name card for?" asked the joss stick boss.

Ah Beng answered, " I will burn your name card also to my ancestors. For warranty claim, they will contact you directly,okay?".

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WORDS OF WISDOM

1) If you want to change the world , do it when you are a bachelor. After marriage, you can't even change a TV channel......"

2) Normally a man speaks 25000 words a day and a woman speaks 30000 words. But the problem starts when the husband comes home from work after finishing his 25000 words and the wife is getting started with her 30000!

3) Listening to wife is like reading the terms and conditions of a website. You don't understand it but you will accept it!

4) Chess is the only game in the world which reflects the status of the husband; the poor king can only take one step at a time.....while the mighty Queen can do whatever she likes...... 

5) All Men are Brave ; Horror movies don;t scare them.....

    But 5 Missed Calls from Wife.....surely does!

6) What's Checkmate?

     You tell your wife, " I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" and your wife asks, " WAS SHE HOT?..."

     You can't say "NO"  and you can't say "YES" - now, that's CHECKMATE!

Thank you , Jessica Han & Errol Gan for cheering us up a lot with these wonderful humour stories. Truly appreciate your thoughtfulness!