Little People Rules!

Fun time with Ryan and Ashley

1)  Ryan :   Ah John, do you know Optimus Prime?

     Me: Yes, he was sitting beside me just now. We became friends.

    ( Ryan roll his eyes and laughed rolling on the floor! )

2) Ryan :  Ku mah, I don't want to do spelling!

    Ku mah :  But, ma says you have to learn your ejaan. 

    ( Ryan cries and bawled his eyes out with tears!!! )

3) Ku mah : Ashley, must go to toilet. Mar mah will pump!

    Ashley : Don't want! Bad Mar mah! Bad Mar mah!

    ( Ashley cries like there is never end to tomorrow! ) 

4) Ku mah : ( trying to pacify Ashley from crying ) Ok! We will go to Mc Donald, ok?

                    What do you want ?

    Ashley :  ( In between tears and mumbling) French ...fires.....and.....ice - creeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaamm! 

                  ( cries again ! ) 

5) Ryan :  Ah John, is there any Iron Man?

    Me : Yes, I am the Iron Man ( sheepishly )

    Ryan : Ah John , you are the fat Iron Man. You're so fat, you cannot fly one!

    Me:  Hahhahahahahhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........

6) Ryan: Ah John, why is there a hole in Iron Man?

    Me : Ryan, I also have hole.

    Ryan : ( looking funnily at me ) Show me-lar

   I lift up my t-shirt and show him my belly button. Ryan went on the floor and laughed!

7) We were watching Beauty and the Geek Australia 3 when Ryan said this:

    Ryan : Ku mah, Ah John is the beauty and you are the beast!

    Me :  Hahahhahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

8) Ryan : Ah John, do you know where Decepticons come from?

    Me:  Ryan, they came from a land called Monster Cons and they have to sit bus to come to Seremban                     and then they have their dinner at Kong Ming. 

    Ryan : Ah Johnnnnnn........ Haiyah! ( rolled his eyes and laughed )

9) Me :    Ryan, you need to practise your music on the piano.
    Ryan:   But my hands are tired.
    Me :     Then you don't eat Mc Donalds-lor. Your hands tired, isn't it?
    Ryan :   Ah John....noooooooooooooo.............

10)Ryan : Ah John, let's watch "Ah Boys to Men 2"
      Me  :  OK. Which part you like?
     Ryan :  The part " You get shot already. Your hands fly here, your head goes here, your legs go there!    You're dead, dead, dead" ( Rolled on the bed and laughed )
      Me :  Yup, one " twisted" little kid indeed!