A Brochure....

In a far far away land, located at one secluded corner of the world, the country of SLIVANIA held their country elections and the following leaders are elected and appointed to their respective key positions in ensuring good governance of the country resources. The country's main resource of income are oil, rubber, palm oil and tourism. Located near the tropics, basking and enriched under the beautiful coastline of beaches, sheltered from the major nature calamities, SLIVANIA is a perfect hideaway and business opportunities. Strong and steadfast leadership with the "2SLIVANIA" caption ( The true meaning of the caption is ONE portion from YOU to me and ONE portion for me to ME )  has helped Silvanians catapulted into the strong economy, cohesive unity and harmonious working environment. Criminals are beheaded with live video telecast where applicable, shot on the spot with the use of 50 calibre sniper riffles at close range, blown to bits with the use of C4s explosives ( usually done in oil palm estates! ) and however, for serious but non-threatening crimes - a bound of 3 years good behaviour are encouraged to give a second chance at life depending on how active one is associated with sports association or economic status. That is why the Police force of Slivania is the most efficient and approachable police in the planet. The Dept slogan of "Everything We Kow Tim" had yield tremendous accolades of good relationship between the State, public and community. Police Brutality, Over-Indulgence Interrogation, Death during interrogation or missing persons during detention are unheard of from this elite arms of the country of Slivania. Bank of Slivania is the most efficient bank in the universe. There is no need to return any loans taken as all with be taken care of by the leading government when the time comes. It is "I scratched your back and you scratch mine" when the day is done will be honoured tremendously. Come to SLIVANIA , the country of Absolute Wonders!  

The leadership list are as follows:

Prime Minister                   :       Evan QED

Deputy Prime Minister       :       Vive S

Finance Minister                :       BA Lim

Home Affairs Minister       :       Iggy 

Education Minister            :        Kuna

Minister (1)- Teaching Colleges :  Cheng

Minister (2 - Higher Learning :   Ivy Wong

Minister (3) - Colleges     :        John Ng

Minister (4) - Secondary  :         C.Zamira

Minister (5) - Primary      :          Tan BL

Minister (6) - Kindergarten :       Liz T

Minister (7) - Special Need :      Abby P

Tourism Minister                 :      LG Chua

Foreign Affairs Minister(1)  :       Anna T

Foreign Affairs Minister (2) :       WS Lim

Transport Minister              :       Din

Law Minister                      :       Kenneth WongPL

Primary Industries Minister :        Egan

International Trade Minister :       JChiew

Youth & Sports Minister :       CKTeo

Women Affairs Minister      :       ParaSathy D

Special Ladies Affairs Minister:   CKTeo [ He is so special, he gets 2 portfolios ]

Environmental Minister        :       Stef S

Health Minister                   :        Alv Y

Information, Communication & Culture Minister :     Mel C

Entrepreneurship Minister   :         Jessica H

Social Matters Minister      :         Jessie L

Housing & Local Govt Minister :  Lee TC

IT & Multimedia Minister   :         Kew SL

Labour & Manpower Minister :   Tan OT

Science,Tech & Innovation :        Richard L

Agriculture Minister             :       Stephen RJ

Domestic Trade, Cooperatives & Consumerisme Minister :  Low SB

Oil Trade Minister               :       YK Tai

Food Minister (1)                :        YV Tai

Food Minister (2)                :        YM Kok

Human Resource Minister   :        Jason T

Banking & International Finance :   Shirley L

Ministers in the PM Dept    :        Steven C

Public Relation Minister      :        Eunice T

R&D Minister                    :        Carol 

Urban & Interiors Dev. Minister :  SPTy

Special Assistant Minister   :        OL Liong

Hospitality Minister            :         LP Wong

Please be informed that none of the PM's children or relatives are in the Cabinet line-up.This is to prevent any conflict of interest in the everyday running of the country. However, there is no limit on opening any bank account overseas as SLIVANIA encouraged Slivanians to open up to 100 or 200 accounts overseas to spread the country's wealth around the world to strengthen other nation's economy. By the way, please be very careful  and do not dispose off  this brochure easily as 32 million Slivanians dollars had been spent in producing such brochures and brochure stands.  We want this brochure to be in the right hands of people who would come and enriched our land further as we would be taking back ALL that had been invested for the good of building the country. Come to SLIVANIA, the land of opportunity and fun. It all begins here!