Fantastic Songs for Occassions

I was resting at home when I was suddenly hit with this inspiration - songs for all occassions [ the funny side! ] Can you imagine this happening? Well, here goes:

Touch My Body / Home - At a funeral service
Bye Bye - At birthday party of auntie/uncle who heckled you ceaselessly on why you are
still a bachelor or why are you still childless.
Dilema - At economy rice stall
Hope/ When You Believe - When you are diagnosed with cancer and you have 3 months to live
Why Do Fools Fall in Love/Bleeding Love - When you and your partner [ original ones only, ok? ] break-up
From A Distance - When you admire a piece of blueberry cake at a cafe and you are on a strict diet.
The Time of Your Life - After a session of you know what ! Yippeeeeeeeeee! [ Don't you dare get dirty, ok? You sicko! This is a "clean" blog, ok? ]
Ting Mama De Hua - When your mom scold you for not marrying early.
Let's Get Loud - When you are having a quarrel with your spouse!
Everything - When your spouse cleans up all your money and property after a messy divorce
1973 - The very last time you ever shave your armpits!

See, I told you so! I have so many things crammed up in this cute brain of mine and they are beginning to expand! Hey, have a great day ahead! A good laugh is a good cheer to the soul!