WHAT A MALAYSIAN SHOULD KNOW...

Received this piece from a young lady, Ivy Wong, which is ridiculously funny and hope it would brightened up your day as it did to mine!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS

Ajinomoto...lots of it.

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD

Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST

Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH

Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER

Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE

Traffic Jam

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION

Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK

Stout..Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything .....

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN)

Food poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC ( WOMEN )

Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA

Cap Kaki Tiga

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEATINESS

Cap Badak

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES AND ALL OTHER ILLNESS

Panadol

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS/FAINTING SPELLS/HYSTERIA

Minyak Angin Cap Kapak

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS ( FOR YUPPIES )

Happy Hours

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS ( FOR YUPPIES )

The sight of a police road block

NATIONAL RICE COOKER

National Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP/ DUMP SITE

Anywhere, as long as it is not your house

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME

Carrefour

NATIONAL ANSWER FOR " WHERE ARE YOU?"

On the way

NATIONAL OFFICIAL TIME FOR BEING LATE

10 minutes

NATIONAL ANSWER TO QUENCH A RAGING TEMPER

Chill-lar

NATIONAL REASON FOR PRICE INCREASE

Petrol Naik

NATIONAL REASON FOR PETROL INCREASE

Still cheaper than other country

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR CAUSING TRAFFIC JAM

There was accident on the other side of the road

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR NOT USING THE SAFETY BELT IN CAR ( WOMEN )

You tak paham. Saya rasa sesak sebab ini barang ada besar sikit. Jadi ,susahlah mau cerita.

NATIONAL REASON FOR REJECTING INVITATION

"I got some work to do....u all go first."

NATIONAL REASON FOR COLLAPSED BUILDING, SLOPE FAILURES, LANDSLIDES  & LEAKY PARLIMENT ROOF

An act of God

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR IRRESPONSIBLE POLITICAL STATEMENTS

None. We were misquoted

NATIONAL MINISTERIAL REASON FOR INCREASING TOLL RATES

Lu ingat ini jalan saya punya bapak punyakah?

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR JUMPING QUEUE

Everybody jumping what!

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR NOT PAYING SAMAN ACCORDING TO DUE DATE

government will give discount one of these days

NATIONAL EXCUSE TO BRIBE

Minum kopi

There you have it , folks!~