Comdr.: (Scratched head, stressed!!!! )
2) Comdr: I am serious. I am REALLY serious! We are leaving at 6.00am!
[ Call made to latecomers. ]
Camper: Really?
3) Camper : Do we have to eat all the vegetables?
Comdr : YES. Start swallowing everything! NOW!
4) Camper : Eeee.......! Leech! Coooool!
( sitting down and play the toes of feet which are covered with blood! )
[ Comdr. panting and trying to catch his breath! ]
6) Comdr: Eeeuuu! What's that smell?
[ Camper walks sheepishly away with a wide smile! ]
7) Camper : I give you RM 2.00, you find the ping pong ball for me?
[ Young camper trying to bribe his leader during game session! ]
8) Chants: FALL! FALL! FALL! [ As father and son walk on the wood across the pond ! ]
9) Camper : Wah lau eeehh..............
10) Camper: Comdr, it's so dark! I can't see a thing! ( dramatized )
[ Exasperated boy during jungle night walk! ]
11) Comdr : Wake up! It is time to get up!
Camper: Nufffff....aarggggghhhhh........ [ Comdr. turned over the mattress! ]
12) Camper : Comdr, SAVE ME!
[ panting, catching breath and raving during jungle night walk! ]
13) Camper : Comdr, have a look at the souvenirs I took from the cave! ( enthusiatically )
Comdr. : Oh My God! That's a bag full of stones! How did you get it out? (*pening* )
14) Camper : DURIANS!
Comdr. : Come to papa, DURIANS!
15) Camper 1 : Did you bathe or not?
Camper 2 : Got.... a little.
Camper 1 : What you mean by a little?
Camper 2 : I on the tap then I off it -lor! Bathe already! Cold-lar!
16) Camper 1 : I like all the food but the vegetables are not good, comdr.
Camper 2 : I agree, comdr. The vegetables kinda looked hard.
Comdr. : Just eat! Swallow NOW! If you don't eat, I'll put another scoop on your plates
[ Camper 1 & 2 eating quickly ]
17) Camper : Comdr, the drinks are very sweet. I'll test one more time!
Comdr. : Very funny! Get away from the drinks and eat your food!
18) Comdr. : Heeeeyyyyy, we are at the wind tunnel area. Who farted? Aiyooooo..........
[ Everyone just turned their face away and pretended not to know! ]
19) Comdr. : [ During caving activity ] Why is the water around this area warm-arh?
[ Camper smiled sheepishly and move on with "selamba" face! ]
20) Comdr. : The marble rock face here is so smooth and rounded........ nice.....
Camper : (quickly quipped ) Like baby's bottoms!
21) Camper : Comdr, this is an awesomest camp! When are we going home?
Comdr. : ( scratching head...stressed!!! )
22) Camper : Comdr, where are we now? Are we going to arrive home soon?
[ Bus is still in Gopeng town!]
Comdr. : Not yet, boy. We need to go down Ipoh, then make a turn to Kuala Kangsar.
Then turn into Taiping, get into East-West highway, come down from
Kota Baru and then take the highway down to Kuantan and then to Melaka.
Camper : Ohhhhh.....so far. OK! [ smilingly went to his seat! ]
23) Camper : Comdr, the bread is so hard.
Comdr. : Ya-lah.....it is toasted bread. Sure-lar, hard! Eat up! Clean up your plate!
24) Camper : Comdr, I can't sleep.
Comdr : OK, you can't sleep but I can sleep,ok? Now , GO TO SLEEP!
( Clock showing 1.45am )
25) Camper 1 : Comdr, I need to go to the toilet.
Comdr. : OK! OK! Let's go. [ escorting boy to toilet - time : 1.50am ]
Camper 2 : Comdr, I want to go to toilet.
Comdr. : Why can't you go with Camper 1 just now?
Camper 2 : Not ready yet just now.
Comdr. : OK! OK! Let's go [ escorting boy to toilet - time: 2.10 am ]
Camper 1 : Comdr ............
Comdr. : What?
Camper 1 : Thank you. [ Time : 2.20am ]
Camper 2 : Comdr.....
Comdr. : What ??????
Camper 2 : Thank you... [ Time : 2.25am ]
Comdr. : Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh............ [ start pulling hairs! ]
A twisted look into the intricate & confusing life of a Royal Rangers commander during camps!
2 comments:
Hahahaha! I envy you NOT!! Classic la these!
Liz: Wonderful children! They are always close in my heart but they are really funny!
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