[ Note : Mind my very bad usage of the English Language! Soily, PPSMI scrapped already-mah! ]
1) Write off RM1,626 million loans of Perwaja Terengganu Sdn.Bhd. eventhough the company is still in existence and business is on-going. Wah! So good ,man. Take loan and no need to repay! Good culture! Like that PTPTN loan , Car loan, House loan, Business loan, Ah Long loan also no need to repay-lor, right?
2) Teoh Beng Hock choked himself and flung himself out of the window of MACC building. The best part is no one is to be blamed. Graft busters and corruption fighters very efficient, man. Whistle blowers on corruption and nonsense must be charged so that others won’t talk. Everything must be swept under the carpet as before. People disappearing from the country or sent to prison for no reason or got beaten up to death in prison/during interrogation? Got meh?
3) Implement AES cameras quickly because some company who issue the summons and maintained the system will get a commission for it. Aiyah! Give RM 500 already, donate RM 600 back okay what – 2 tickets of summons only mah! Can cover. You know lar, give out from the right hand and take back from the left hand lor! Small money must come out then only big money will come in –mah!
4) Never mind if our country is the breeding ground for suicide bombers and masterminds of destruction in the world. As long as they don’t plant bomb in our country, it is okay mah! We are moving forward. We are famous –lar. We have experts in our country who can place C4 explosives and blow the bits out of bodies. Dunno meh?
5) Year by year, wastages are detected in the Auditors Report and no concrete steps to plug these wastages/leakages of public funds. It is okay-lar. No one reads and bothers, mah! So, close one eye. If cannot, close two eyes!
6) It is perfectly alright to maintain 110 overseas accounts worth 1billion while you can spend RM 782,520.55 on your credit card transactions on the first six months of the year because your father is equally powerful and wealthy. Nothing wrong,right? Hmmmnnnnn……just wondering only-ah, If the son is that rich , how about the father,man? Jeng! Jeng! Jeng! Afterall, we are promoting credit card spending - Spend! Spend! Spend! Buy rings, designers bags and jewellery from your savings especially the one you save since you are a school girl-lar!
7) It is definitely alright to lose RM 250million on breeding cows projects while some money could be spent on buying condos. No worries-lar. We must “diversify” business. Cows only won’t make money one. Plunder the public funds. Nobody would know -wan! I scratch your back, you scratch my back-lar but don’t touch my back or I’ll take a DNA sample for later use, ok?
8) A “donation” of RM 40million to one political party and banked in the account of one leader is perfectly okay. We need to survive in our very difficult society environment today. Get support nowadays – so hard. Really must “help” these people or else, they won’t support us. So, never mind. Public money only. Spend-lar a bit.
9) Spend RM 386million for 57 KR1M stores in Sabah and Sarawak or RM 6.7million per store to sell basic necessities like gula, garam,tepong, roti, telor, susu designers bag and jewellery, perhaps. Aiyah! We gotta help “develop” our good neighbours-mah. These people REALLY need these stores because their places don’t have such stores while their leaders have to invest in accounts overseas. It’s business lar – don’t ask too much. Hush! Hush! Setting up stores are not easy nowadays, you know. A lot of intelligence is needed for such matters!
10) It is OKAY to lose RM 26billion every year through corruption. That’s the statement from one of our Ministers recently and we are to accept that fact. Wow! What an exhilarating statement! Bravo! That’s why we are Malaysian-lor. We don’t know how to count, how to read, how to vote also! RM 26 billion, small money-lar.
11) We NEED to frighten our people with lots of threats. If we don’t , how to govern them? Scare them with Jaclyn Victor song “ Harapan Bangsa”! Scare them with RELIGION! Scare them with RACE cards! Scare them about the economic MONOPOLY! ( Not the board game, Monopoly, ok?- Come on –lar, we, Malaysians are quite clever one! ) Scare them with wearing V-neck t-shirts and what not! Scare them with ONE HUNDRED and ONE thing-lar! After all, Malaysians from all walks of life LIKE being scared to death-mah!
12) Essential goods in our country is cheaper comparably to others places in South East Asia. Every day we put it on the TV for people to see, mah. We educate the people. We tell the people how difficult it is for us to maintain such price. You people don’t know –meh? So, we should be thankful that these essentials are priced reasonably. Never mind-lar if prices go up three to four times in a year because the demand is such and the gomen can only help out so much. Gotta pity the gomen-lar because most of these companies which are supplying essentials are GLCs that need a lot of help,wan! They earn more, they help gomen more –lor. Uncle, nephew, niece, daughters, sons, grandfather, grandmother, granddaughter, grandson, long lost cousin and what not sits on these GLC boards to help out –lar. Family help family , ok what! We are not rich-lar but bank accounts ( not one but many ) must have-lor!
Thank you for your time, consideration and your understanding. This community message comes to you from this "not-so-bright" Malaysian who care for this country and the future generations of this country too.
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