Thursday, December 4, 2008

Naughty Act.....

While in Tesco superstore during break, I decided to answer nature's call at the Men Washroom. So, there I was together with about 7 to 8 people crammed in a 10'x10' enclosure filled with permeating assorted smells waiting for a chance to douse off our internal fire. I tell you, holding out can be a painful experience but a wait is still a wait. Anyway, together with the men in the washroom came this two tiny tots of probably 6 and 7 year olds joining in the mad pack of men.
These two sneaky boys were practically a nuisance in the washroom ~ knocking on doors and practically trying to touch everybody. [ Tsk...tsk....tsk...where did they learn their manners from, I wonder! ] Incidentally, one of the three hanging urinals was out of order and they actually took a peek at it and laughing their heads off.
Then came the turn of this elderly gentlemen in front of me who took to the front urinal. These two goon boys went over and actually took a peek at his pecker - lar! They then spoke in Mandarin and I translate :~ " Uncle's pecker look like the small sea cucumber!" said one fella while the other fella said and I quote ," Doesn't look like it had a lot of water!" Then they burst out laughing! Imagine in a public toilet, near the urinals and these two rascals were making fun at the old man! The worst part was that they were peeking at the old man's freaking pecker, man ! [ To me, that's private and off limit totally, dude! ] The old man was mad and rightly so too and giving the two boys a good shelling! But still, they were smiling and laughing all the way.
I thought it was funny in a way but major disgraceful in another! Sure would like to meet these boys parents and tell them what their boys did! Embarrassing an old man and making disgraceful remarks! Sheesh! These two goons should be caned hard and so should their parents too! Manners , people! Manners ~ teach the young ones manners!
Where have decency and manners gone too, right? So, the next time you go to the washroom and used the urinals, make sure no one is peeking at your pecker,man! Also, beware of these tiny goons!~

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